The girls asked us to take them somewhere with smooth floors so they could roll around on their Heelies today. We picked Target since I needed an electric pencil sharpener anyway (ours broke).
I didn't anticipate how many dangerous near collisions they would have. Gloria likes to flirt with disaster by flying full speed at someone's shopping cart or between two people and swerving at the last second. Danya tends to stop abruptly... when she hits a wall. We're going to have to institute some "Heely Rules" because we can't go turning every shopping experience into a roller derby.