Why is this child eating the table?
1. He needs more fiber in his diet
2. Two cheese sticks, a bowl of cereal, two cups of water, and a stack of mini pancakes wasn't enough for breakfast
3. His new upper teeth are too sharp and he's filing them down like a hamster
4. He hopes to grow up to be a beaver someday
5. He's an Elliott...weirdness runs in the family
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