WHAT?! What did you say?! I KNOW you didn't just make fun of these cool glasses my big sister Gloria let me wear.Admit it! I look like one cool guy. Yes, even in Little Mermaid glasses from McDonald's I am STILL a ladies' man! Why, just the other night in the women's restroom at Woody's Pizza I was flirting with a waitress. I smiled and batted my long eyelashes at her then babbled in smooth cool guy baby talk to her. Yeah, she couldn't get enough. But hey, that's just the way it is. It's not easy being this suave.
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