Saturday, May 10, 2008

Mobile Playground

Dad: (noun) also known as a "mobile playground," the main source of childhood income, airplane rides, living room floor wrestling matches, stricter discipline than mom has the heart for, and guaranteed permission for messy activities such as playing outside on muddy days and crafts involving paint, glue, and power tools. Also see: First Aide - parent in charge of any and all injuries involving blood.

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