He's my son. He's two years old. He seriously wears me out.
His standard response when I tell him to do anything is "I really don't want to." His response when I tell him he can't do something is to throw himself down on the floor on his face and cry his heart out. He definitely has mastered the Toddler's Creed.
These glasses, by the way, were part of the items I put in the goody bags for Danya's birthday party.